Dec
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Sun
14th
Chuck Norris could make @ChuckObama cry like a baby. 100% Chuck always beats 50% Chuck.
Sep
20th
Sat
20th
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
There’s no space bar on Chuck Norris’s computer. Words automatically give him space.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris CAN get some satisfaction. And he doesn’t have to try, or try, or try, or try.
Chuck Norris has an infinite number of Y chromosomes.
ALL space is Chuck Norris’s personal space.
Chuck Norris couldn’t IMAGINE there was no country, nothing to kill or die for… so he punched John Lennon in the face.
The universe began when Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked nothingness in the face.
